• me: im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
  • me: gets in bed
  • me: how was earth created
  • me: who made microwaves
  • me: how does the internet even work
  • me: i'm hungry
  • me: feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
  • me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
  • me: too tired to sleep

I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.

i was watching law & order svu and i paused it and this happened

i was watching law & order svu and i paused it and this happened

this is my life

"You drink like you have to forget something."

The saddest shit ever said. (via dvadeset-sedmi-august)

jesusinc:

i roll up my weed with bible paper so i’m breathing in the word of the lord god bless